Dear Phony Jhony:

Simply work your butt off making that Million...THEN you'll notice no matter HOW butt-ugly ya are, Babes WILL find you attractive, even at your shyest.

Unfortunately, by then, you won't TRUST anybody but yourself. So you'll prolly end up like Howard Hughes.

There's also Plan B: Go to your local Saloon & Get Plastered. With no inhibitions, you're sure to luck into Someone (Or Some Thing) and your problems are over-with, evening-by-evening.

Glad we've had this Little Chat..& DO report back to us to see how either plan's workin' out.

Best Wishes,
Stan