She Won My Heart in The Princess Diary
(Musical Line)
Every Innocent Grin, She Would Inspire Me
(Musical Line)
But She's No Teenager, She's Grown-Up
& I Kinda Curse Hollywood, Now She's Shown Us

(CHORUS)
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT
(Repeat)
It Was a Well-Kept Secret, Then..It Showed-Up
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT!

Yeah, The Years Peel-Away All Our Mysteries
(Musical Line)
& Some Achieve Stardom, Just Bendin' Their Knees
(Musical Line/Spoken-over:) Paris Hilton?
But She's Been to Vassar, If Only a While
& I'd Walk a Mile just to See "That Smile"

..But NOT..(CHORUS)
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT
(Repeat)
Was That a Good Career-Move
Portrayin' Borderline Sluts with
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT?

(BRIDGE)
There are Few National Treasures..We Haven't Given-Away
& I'm Sorry..Our Princess has Gone-Astray
Just Read in Her Bio..."She's a 36-D"
But My Eyes..STILL Prefer..Her..Personality!

& Nothing-Is-Sacred, as Hollywood Goes
(Music Line)
They Make You a Star (Then It's "Take Off Your Clothes")
(Music Line)
But I Miss the Glamor, & Gone's The Mystique
When You Can Just GOOGLE..& SEE..Both Cheeks
{SPOKEN ADD:}
& What You See There...Ain't..ALL That Unique
(So To Speak...)

(PRE-)
Seein' for Free'n...

(CHORUS)
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT
(Repeat)
Mister Sin
Does It Again, There's
ANNE HATHAWAY'S BUTT!

(Oh Yeah!)

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