Lawn Mower DUI
by Jacqueline Richter
Copyrighted 2013. All Rights Reserved.

His bad day started
the night before
his Old lady had a
suitcase waiting at the door

Told him you never
help me out around here
Just sit on your ass
and drink your beer

Better mow the lawn
or I'm gonna leave
He grinned and said
One-way tickets are cheap

He got a Lawn Mower DUI
Made Turtle to Rabbit in 3.5
WAS CRAFTSMAN DRIVE BY
Woulda made Jones proud
Before sirens blared,
He was having fun
If only he could turn back
Time and hold his tongue

She didn't find
humor in his little joke
Cause she left and
his flat screen was broke

Instead of the highway
He shoulda gone straight,
cuz passing the doughnut
store sealed his fate

His mugshot was ugly
two raccoon eyes
if she came back now
He'd be her prize

He got a Lawn Mower DUI
Made Turtle to Rabbit in 3.5
WAS CRAFTSMAN DRIVE BY
Woulda made Jones proud
Before sirens blared,
He was having fun
If only he could turn back
Time and hold his tongue

While sitting in the clink, he Heard an angel say, should I get you out or make you pay?

He never got another DUI
On Saturdays, it was Turtle to Rabbit in 3.5
WAS CRAFTSMAN DRIVE BY
Woulda made Jones proud
Before she got him out,
He was having fun
If only he could turn back
Time and hold his tongue

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Last edited by Jackie444; 08/17/13 02:37 PM.
Jacqueline Richter
Mommy, wife, and songwriter