Way cool, Ben. Loved all the rhymes, too. Very clever lyrics. Who the heck cares what a salty dog really is? Not me. This is fun.


"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek