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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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Yep... I went and did it. I re-wrote this classic from the male perspective. Not sure if it's been done but I had fun writing it.
"Santa Bro-dude" By David Gill 2013
(sung to tune of "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt)
Santa Bro-dude
Put a Beemer under the tree
for me
I've been a pretty good guy
Santa Bro-dude
hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-dude
a '69 Shelby GT too, dark blue
I'll wait up for you, man
Santa Bro-ham
please hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've skipped
Think of all the waitresses I .. over-tipped
Next year I could be just as cool
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Santa Bro-dude
A parking spot that doesn't cost .. a lot
I've been awesome all year
Santa Bro-dude
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-dude
Something else I want to pick. It's .. Season tickets
To my favorite team
Santa Bro-dude
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-ham
Fill my stocking with a rolex and checks
Sign them over to me
Santa Bro-ham
and hurry down the chimeny tonight
You can put under my Christmas tree
Mikita power tools and some spare batteries
You gotta know I believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa Bro-dude
Forgot about a gift for the wife
The ring.. I don't mean the movie
Santa Bro-dude
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Get your be-hind down here.... tonight!
Peace and Merry Christmas!!!
Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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Nice modern-day Christmas song. I'd like season tickets to the Yankees home games, but it's long way to New York from Nashville.
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hey ya got a cool one here Dave!I'd like a Shelby GT too!!!Mike
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Nice Dave!
Put me down for concert tickets!
Geneva
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A fun write Dave,I just want contentment and peace of mind.It's not asking much is it lol
Hope you get what you want too
Travis
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hi Dave,
It's good to see that greed is alive and well! This cracked me up!
Lisa
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Hiya Jim! Thanks for the kind words....! You're right; TN is a bit far from NY.... Thank goodness for DirecTV's sports package, huh?  Peace, Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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Thank you, Mike! I appreciate that. Who WOULDN'T want a Mustang, right? Have ya seen the '15 version yet. Want Want WANT! LOL! Peace, Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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Thanks Geneva. Concert tickets... CHECK! LOL! Peace, Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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Thank you very much, Travis. I think part of the joy of the Christmas season is the hope that bubbles up from us for a better life. Of course, peace of mind is a pipe-dream. We all know this to be true. As Prince penned .. "Let's Get Crazy!" Peace, Dave
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Thank you so much Lisa!! I appreciate your feedback. Greed IS alive and well. GIMME GIMME GIMME!!! LOL!! Peace, Dave
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Awww...I saw your note about Stan. He would loved this song, and there'd have been some funny story, for sure!
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