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Down On The Farm
Words and Music by Chris Maurer
Copyright 2005 All Rights Reserved

Let me tell you a little bit about what happens on this farm,
We have fun we don't mean anybody no harm,
We grow some reffer and brew a gallon of moonshine or two,
We ate up all the chickens and the milk cow too,
We promised ma we wouldn't touch old blue,
So we skinned the barnyard cat and threw him on the bar-be-que,

Grandma said that was the dumbest thing we ever done,
We told her to hush up she was ruinin' all our fun,
Grandpas been crazy sinse the day he was born,
He's chasein' martians in the moonlight through the corn,
We catch carp and catfish out of the creek,
We catch enough in a night to last us a week.

We smoke up all the weed cuz we can grow us some more,
We drink up all the beer cuz we got credit at the store,
We drink up all of the wine we got all we can brew,
We live way out of town nobody cares what we do.

We watch Uncle Joe when he comes around,
He climbs up in trees and we can't get him down,
Cousin Louise she's the craziest dancer you ever saw,
She kicks up the dust to turkey in the straw,
Sherrif Hayes come around every now and then to see Linda Lou,
He takes her up in the hayloft for an hour or two.

We don't care about nothin' we do what we please,
We lay around in the shade under the cotton wood trees,
People call us lazy but that don't mean nothing to me,
Cuz all the best things in life come for free,
So come out to the farm and bring all your friends,
We party all the time the fun never ends,
W don't care if that old car of yours breaks down,
You can ride the hay wagon back into town,
You just stop in any old time it feels right,
We'll run naked and party all night.

My calico cat Christina - the love of my life - thinks your song is disgusting.

I informed her that it was merely tasteless.

There is a market for this song, but do you want to be even in the same room with those afficionados?


[This message has been edited by BigAppleLyricist (edited 10-15-2005).]

ACCUALLY, THE BARNYARD CAT WAS QUITE TASTEY!

Chris,
All in all had me laughing out loud, but maybe you could bbq the barnyard BAT's instead of the cat. hee hee

MS Willie

Fun and funny song Chris. Enjoyed it.

Scott