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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

thanks a lot Mark.

Have Some Fun
© words by C. Stewart - music by M. Kaufman/Steve Soucy
( May 21, 2010 )



Three midgets and a bum
Wonder where they came from
All screwed up in a little town
They got too high and fell down

Three midgets and a bum
They know how to have some fun
They know how to have some fun

Three didgets and a thumb
Her kisses taste like rum
All tied up in a little bed
A$$ cheeks were blood red

Three didgets and a thumb
She knows how to have some fun
She knows how to have some fun

Bridge...
Fun is the name of the game
It's ok to go insane


Do you know how to have some fun
Hope you get to have some fun
Come with me and have some fun

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PRICELESS !!!!

:-) classic CAL


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Dan's Right !!! Priceless !!!-- I couldn't listen until I got mine out of my system --- but now I'm fully entertained and smiling atcha !


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Well Calvin,

You are simply the bomb! I love this song. Love your words and delivery. You are a truly sick individual...and I mean that in the best way. I'm a sucker for organ back-up....I'm ready to go get one myself now.

yerz, Ellen


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That's a very cool lyric, Calvin smile

Yeah, I'll bet you know how to have fun grin

Nice! And very cool of Mark to put this up!

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Very funny lyrics. Nothing like I imagined for this music and you pulled it off. Kudos.

And, I'm sending a kidney to Ellen for her back-up organ.

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Hello Dan,

Always nice to see ya, & thanks for the thumbs up ( that didn't sound right did it )
Glad you could enjoy this.

Have a good day.


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Hello Joice,

Thank you very much for looking/listening & glad this could make ya smile :-)

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Hi Ellen,

The Bomb ?.....alriiiiiiiiiiiight !
Thats the nicest thing anybodys said to me all day.
Glad you could appreciate this classy & sophisticated lyric :-)

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Hi Calvin,
This may be my favorite of yours. Really catchy and your tongue in cheek, understated delivery shine.

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Hi Scott,

Thanks a bunch.
Fun....well, I try :-)

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Hello Rick,

Good to see ya.
Glad you got a chance to hear this, yes, it was a fun time doing it.
The challenges are always a nice thing.
And thank you for helping Ellen with the kidney.

Calvin

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Hi ya Stevie,

! A BIG THANKS TO YOU !
Very much appreciated.

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It sounds so serious.....

I bet it's fun in Okeechobee with Calvin.


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Hello Colin,

I have my moments :-)

Thanks a bunch for taking the time to listen, have a good weekend.

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Hey Calvin,

....You are just waay too much fun! Midgets...didgets....!!

You certainly put a smile on my face....great way to start my day! Thanks!

Kind wishes,
Gail













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Hi there Nivlac,

I guess my immediate reaction to this was that I've missed me some Calvin wink !!

This is actually right up there at the top of my favorites list now too. It's tongue-in-cheek delivery is haunting and the lyrics bring to life a few new quirky and naughty characters for your musical menagerie. This is classic YOU:

Three didgets and a thumb
Her kisses taste like rum
All tied up in a little bed
A$$ cheeks were blood red


You definitely took Mark's music in a completely unexpected direction. For sure, us regular folks would need more than a GPS system to get there...but thanks for bringing us along for the ride.

Cheers,
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Hi Gail,

Hope you're doing well, THANKS.
Glad you came away smiling at this one :-)

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Hi Calvin,

OMG...I just listened to Joice's version and this is cracking me up! LOL

You are truly a creative spirit who likes to "have some fun!"

Quite entertaining!

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Hi Beth,

Thanks so much for a great review, I'm flattered by your comments.
Marks GREAT piece of music makes it easier for for me to experiment.

Have a good day.

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Hi Kristi,

It's always nice to see your big pretty smile.
Yes, Joice's version is so beautiful, and then there's my version !!!

Thanks for giving this one a spin and glad you approve.

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Calvin....Unbelievable....I can see it now....this may be American Idols finale song next year....lol.....you are super cool my friend....Bob

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Hey Calvin,

Laughing my socks off mate ! For some strange reason, you've just captured the imagery. Can't wait for the video. grin

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Wrong on every level. I'm so proud! smile

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Hi Bob,

ha....you're too kind.

thanks so much, have a good evening.

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I love it and I bet ANYWHERE IS FUN WITH CALVIN glyn

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Hi Calvin, Mark & Steve

Have I missed something, confused their seems to be a lot of Mark's music I've been listening too, Challenge? smile

Looks like I also missed your 200th celebration of songs hey Calvin, oh golly gosh, Wow, 225 now. whistle

This song is my Era hey, eek so well done to all of you, I just love it. grin

Hugs Michele

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Hello niteshift,

Good to see ya & thanks a bunch for giving this one a few minutes of your day.
Glad you got a chuckle or 2 from this one.
Yeah a video might be VERY interesting, do you know any midgets that work cheap ?

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No I don't. But I bet you do ! grin

cheers, niteshift

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Hi Mark,

Thanks dad, I knew you'd be proud :-)

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Hello Glynda,

I'm actually pretty bo[color:#3333FF]ri[size:14pt]ng[/color].[/size]
Thanks for taking the time to listen.

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Hi Michele,

Good to see you around here.
THANKS A LOT.

Calvin

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Hi niteshift....

hummmm I'll keep my eyes peeled :-)

Calvin


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