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JPF is Back
by John Lawrence Schick - 07/31/26 11:55 AM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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we'd like to dedticate it to Kevin cause we know how much he likes to break dance !!
No Armadillos were harmed in the making of this song !!!!!!!! dedicated to Kevin Emmrichhttp://soundclick.com/share?songid=9427607A BIG THANKS TO PUDDLEGLUM for the RemixArmadillo
© words and music by C. Stewart & J Marie ( July 11, 2010 )
Took my girl to a real nice place
Went to see the armadillos race
The race was held in my back yard
Loser gets fried in a pan of lard
We crowned the winner, number one
Half hour later, the losers done
Nothin' like a down home country meal
Words can't express how it made her feel
I think she fell in love with me last night
I think she fell in love with me
Underneath shade from an old oak tree
We kissed each other tenderly
Our kisses taste like armadillo
But we're the only ones that know
I think I fell in love with her last night
I think I fell in love with her
We don't complain, we never fuss
Armadillo breath don't bother us
We don't complain, we never fuss
Armadillo breath don't bother us
We don't complain, we never fuss
Armadillo breath don't bother us
We don't complain, we never fuss
Armadillo breath don't bother us
Cause we fell in love last night
! A LeMoN & McFARTneY ProductioN !
Last edited by Joice Marie; 07/29/10 03:44 PM.
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Catchy title!
I thought first half of this would make a real nice childrens song, the melody had that vibe IMO, but then you went to third base :-)
Still, I had fun listening!
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Hi Calvin and Joice! I think this one could go right on the 'Yellow Submarine' album and not get lost IMO! It's great! I'm left wondering what armadillo tastes and smells like though. Now I've just got to make a trip to the zoo tomorrow! I'll have to stop and pick up some armadillo buns on the way.  -Dave
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Hi Calvin & JM,
Very catchy title and cool effects with the bg vocals.
"We don't complain, we never fuss
Armadillo breath don't bother us"
That struck me as being so funny. Thanks for the evening cheer!
What do you think, does armadillo really taste like chicken? White or dark meat? The only ones I've ever seen have been on their backs, "sleeping" along the shoulder of the road, and only in the south, mostly Texas. We don't grow 'em up here.
Ricki
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Had two chewing up my lawn yesterday. They both lost. They were delicious. I serve them on the half shell.
Loved your song. Very ingenious lyrics. Nice vocals.
Rick
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Hi Magne, Thanks for taking a moment to listen & comment on what we're doing here. We try to have fun with it & glad you did too. Calvin !! A LeMoN & McFARTneY ProductioN !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Magne
Yes I too can see how i could be made into just for kids.... we're big kids ..... so ... glad that you enjoyed it : ) jm
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Thanks for listening P : )
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Hi Dave
Gosh - I sure have no idea what one taste like -- but I find them to be very interesting and sure worthy of a good lyric. Thanks for that Calvin! and thanks for listening Dave !
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Hi Ricki !
Well at least you have seen one ! Ha -- but they look like interesting characters - and Do they Bite?
Glad you gave us your time listening and keep up the great work ! jm
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Hi Rick !
Oh My -- maybe you will answer Ricki's question - Thanks for the kind response ! jm
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Howdy McFartneys, sweet piece of ear candy here for sure!!! I was
bustin a gut before I ever read or heard a word, cuz I have
actually been accused of this infraction on at least one
occasion............Thanks for sharing this classic........Gus
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Hi Dave, YELLOW SUB...wow, what a nice thing to say, THANKS. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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HI Ricki, Thanks a lot for tuning in to this one. We do appreciate your visit. And hey....don't let Joice fool ya, she knows her way around an armadillo armadillo & a loaf of bread and she's in heaven !! Have a good evening. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Rick, THANKS, you're a fun guy, we appreciate your good sense of humor. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Gus, Glad to see you can enjoy this kind of sophistication :-) Have a good evening. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Another C&J Classic. Love to see writers having fun, then passing in on. I'm a big fan.
Janet
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Hello Janet, Good to SEE ya ! We're real glad you took the time to have a listen at this one. We make an attempt to have fun as often as possible. We're happy, you enjoy something we've done. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hey Kids, Needless to say, you piqued my curiosity about this sort of extravaganza. It led me to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6adJeyFXDy8&feature=relatedYou two crack me up. This was very romantic in it's own little reptilian way . Thanks for sharing . Ciao for now, Beth
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Hi Beth, :-) Glad you could get into this one. And I enjoyed your video. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Really humorus stuff there Calvin and Joice.
Stevie
I'm the only person here who is not unique.
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Joice and Calvin,
Cool song! Vocals at times sounded a bit like Bob Dylan. Music was very strange (in a good way!) and original sounding. Nice write!
Tom W.
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HI Stevie, Hey, THANKS for listening !! Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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This is so funny, I swear I am trolling the board looking for Calvin and Calvin/Joice songs, they are always a great listen!!
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Hi Tammy, Good to see you & with such a nice comment too, THANKS A BUNCH ! We're glad you can enjoy what we do, I'm smiling at your reply, Quite flattering. Joice is a good partner. Have a cool day. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Geeze, I thought all Armadillos were good-for was making Handbags out of 'em for Tourist Items....
You Guys've made a Hit out of 'em...
I'll be humming that Outro the rest of the day...I am Sure!
Good Luck with a Fine One, L&McF...Brings back memories of "Mellow Yellow" & lots of other Great Fun Ones! "KUDOS!" for some Fine Creative Fun, Well-Done!
Best Wishes/Big Hugs,
Stan
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The first rule of songwriting is "don't be boring" and you never are.
Very cute.
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Howdy Gus
Apologies for delayed response -- I've been under the weather - but You DID make me chuckle with your response - Thanks ! jm
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Hi Janet
Thanks a bunch for listening ! jm
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Hi Beth
Gosh I enjoyed that video and a few others that were linked -- too bad that we can't have these fun buggers in our NE backyards ! Glad that you can enjoy stuff like this. ; ) Thanks. jm
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Hi Stevie
Thanks for listening ! jm
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Hi Tom
Thanks for listening and a Big Thanks to Calvin for letting me add my strangeness to the mix. : ) jm
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Hi Tammy
There's always room here for a really sweet Troll ! Thanks for making me smile. jm
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Hi Tampa
Well mighty nice of you to take a listen and humm along with our song...... guess we did kind of drive out with that ending ! It was fun to do this one. I appreciate you stopping by. jm
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Hi Colin
Thanks for listening and the encouragement ! jm
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Hi Stan, Always good to see you ! We appreciate your kind words. Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Colin, Hope things are cool for ya, THANKS for listening to us ! Calvin !! A LeMoN AnD McFARTneY Production !! http://www.souindclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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LOL! I totally missed this one. I am like Tammy -- I never miss a Calvin/Joice song!! I have been traveling a lot the past 4 weeks and I haven't kept up like I should. I only keep 20 titles on the page and this one has fallen all the way to page five -- so that's why I missed it. I am used to being so active that I never miss any song! Of course Brian's mad at me because I didn't participate in the the top 5 songs of 2010. He forgot about a 3rd scenario where maybe his challenge just came up at a particularly bad time for some of us. Oh well.
OK, back to the tune. I will put this one in the up-tempo bouncy category (ha, ha). A great love song -- only love can overcome armadillo breadth! What the heck is that going on in the right speaker? Is that two armadillos kissing.
Cool and fun tune (as usual).
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Hi Kevin !!!
Ha ha -- I know YOU HAVE been busy !!!! glad you got to listen.......
and ummmm yeah the right speaker.... Armadillos kissing -- that's the ticket !! ; D
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