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{This'n' the last of the Trilogy..,dunno if it's a case of the Best Being Saved-for-Last..but so-far, it's been a Fun Experiment.}

Between Birth, Between Death
You Get Your Share of Sex
Be It Daily..Be It Weakly...

Sometimes It's Fun & Sometimes It's None
& Sometimes It's..Indiscreetly...

While Everyone Worries (Yet Nobody Cares)
"How Much You're Getting"..& "What Is Your Share"

(Yet..)

(SIMUL-CHORUS:)

SEX Is SO Important``````````[]```SEX Is A Sidebar
That People Have Died```````[]```You CAN Live With None
People Have Schemed And````[]`If You Are a Priest Or
People Have Lied for`````````[]```You Are a Nun, No
SEX`````````````````````````[]```SEX
There's A NEED```````````````[]````There's No NEED
```(Yet..It's COOL When It's MUTUALLY-AGREED)..with
SEX`````````````````````````[]```SEX

You Like It HOT..She Keeps It COOL
(That's a Stereotype!)
Today's Sex Seems to Have NEW Rules..

There ARE More Virgins (Yet ALSO More Babies)
The Folks who Do Statistics ARE Goin'-Crazy

& Every Talk Show Host Puts It ON-The-Air:
How MUCH You Are Gettin' & What IS Your Fair Share?

(Yeah...)

(REPEAT SIMUL-CHORUS ONE...And ADD-ON SC 2:)
SEX Takes You to HEAVEN``````[]``SEX Hooks Up The DEVIL
& You'll Feel WELL````````````[]``& Sinks You To HELL
With How-Many Partners?``````[]``With Too-Many Partners
Well, ONE Would Be Swell`````[]``The Neighbors Can Tell
But Will It LAST a Lifetime?````[]``But It's NONE of Their Business
God-ONLY Can TELL...About```[]``If YOU Like the SMELL...Of Good
SEX--````````````````````````[]``SEX--

(INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE)

Don't Think Victorians were Cold-As-Could-Be:
(Thousands of 'Em Died as a Result of VD...)

So Sex Means Life, It Can Also Spell Death
Like a Tool..Learn to Use It
Ask-A-Lot..Learn-A-Little

Sometimes It's Fun to Come All Un-Done
It's All Part of Life's Jiggle

& Everyone Worries..Yet Nobody Cares
"How Much You Are Getting" & "What's Your Fair Share"

(SINCE)

(REPEAT SC ONE...)

(TAG)
Good Luck With Good SEX~!

(C) 2011 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

LOL! Thanks for the smile this morning! Another fun read here. I'm sure you had a lot of fun writing these songs. I finally posted our co- Sorry it took awhile.mom was at the hospital again.

Hugs,
Jinx

HiYa Kind Mz J!

Yeah, I love to write about Anything/Think I've covered MOST of The Bases with this'n', tho I imagine The Kinkier Folks'll be disappointed. MIGHT add a few Subjects to The List, but so-far, just Life/Death/& Sex...seemed like Major Subject Matter. (Always Open to More Suggestions, I'll add.)

I'm pretty happy about Our Latest Co-, too...I'll comment later-on when it's had a few Brickbats-&-Backpats! (Hope Your Mom's Doin' Better!)

Thanks for "Breakin' The Ice" on this one..I.O.U./Back ASAP..gotta feed the Critters!

Best Wishes & Big Hugs,
Stan

Hey Stan,

I think you had too much fun writing this! Man when I was growing up they didn't even say sex on tv, much less show it! But you're right, it's everywhere.

Cute song,

Dottie

Thanks Again, Mz Dottie, for Your Kind Visit & Comments.

Yeah..Sex is (probably) Always Gonna Be Fun to Talk About. It's that wee, oft too-tiny Slice-of-Life where the Battle of The Sexes finally Calls-a-Truce/Evabody (Hopefully) Wins, & with any luck, the Resultin'-Kids ARE Good-Lookin'..(& might even grow up to Be President!) If Not...Better Luck, next Try~

Waal, I gotta take the Apple of My Eye (Who's tryin' to go Down My Throat) OFF to the Nearby Chinese Buffet..since it's Saturday Night (I'd thought it was Friday..all day!) She's Hungry..Me Too..& Hell Hath No Fury like a Hungry Frenchwoman..(When it's My Turn to Buy!) ;-)>

Best Wishes & Big Hugs Backatcha,
Ol' Stan