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High,
In the store the other day I saw a guy wearing some Marijuana Pants and then this song evolved, thanks for putting up with me.
Listen Here.[color:#33FFFF]..[/color] http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartMarijuana Pants
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Sept. 6, 2011 )
The doctor looked inside my brain
Told his nurse I was insane
Underneath that head of hair
Couldn't find nothin' there
Asked me who, fried my head
I said it was, hippie Fred
Freddie's sellin' little thrills
Down at Burger Bill's
Light one up, let's get down
Watch the world go round and round
CHORUS......
I'm wearin' my marijuana pants
Stone cool that's why
I'm growing my marijuana plants
I'm gonna get high
Pothead Peggy up'd the ante
Got a tattoo on her fanny
She inked out her favorite song
It's too bad she spelled it wrong
Light one up, let's get down
Watch the world go round and round
CHORUS......
I'm wearin' my marijuana pants
Stone cool that's why
I'm growing my marijuana plants
I'm gonna get high
Pickle me up and drop me in the soup x 2
CHORUS......
I'm wearin' my marijuana pants
Stone cool that's why
I'm growing my marijuana plants
I'm gonna get high
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LOL - guess you can find inspiration anywhere  What are marijuana pants? Made out of weed or just pictures? I'm guessing the former, LOL  Love it, Calvin. The only thing I think would add the icing to the cake is when you go up high on "stone cool, that's why". take it on into a yodel Nice one, Calvin Scott
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Funny tune Calvin. I like the part about Pot Head Peggy.
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What are marijuana pants? "Smokin" HOT Pants!
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cool song,where can i get some of these pants?I was waiting on you to get HIGH on that "i'm gonna get high" line too man.Smoke your peace pipe,smoke it right!
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Hi Scott, Good to see ya, hope you're doing well *& not falling off any mountains :-) Well, I've seen people wearing shirts/hats, etc but never PANTS with marijuana print all over em, but in the grocery store where I work the other day I saw a guy wearing em. Thanks for listening & for your suggestions. Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin--
PURPLE HAZE--YOU DON"T HAVE TO SMOKE--JUST INHALE THE PANTS AROMA RISING AROUND YOU, AND FLY HIGH!
WRITE ON!
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Hi Michael, Not sure where ya get pants like that :-) But I sure took a second look when I seen em :-) Thanks for taking a few minutes to listen & comment. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Mackie, So maybe I should have just followed the guy around the store for a while ? THANKS for the tip :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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LOL LOL LOL!! How could I miss a song by CALVIN called "Marijuana Pants?" hhahahahaaa this is great. Love the tattoo spelled wrong.... oh that happens.... heheeheeee Thanks for the chuckle today Calvin... heehee got me giggling. and no I don't get high... only on Life!! ![[Linked Image]](http://img34.glitterfy.com/11188/glitterfy1145643525D32.gif)
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I just have to do this hijack, forgive me.... lol lol lol ![[Linked Image]](http://media.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/1118/1263254299_poporn.jpg)
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oh wait wait this one's even more to the point of the song... ROFL... ![[Linked Image]](http://media.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/1119/1263255030_black-sabbath.jpg)
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one more... ![[Linked Image]](http://media.heavy.com/post_assets/2010/01/1119/1263255149_awsome.jpg)
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I'm still chuckling, Calvin. This was great.
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OMG!! I LOVE Black Thabbas!! Wait.... Whaaa-a-at? LOL!!
Oh man, Calvin. What a fun tune. Nicely done.
Well played sir! Keep on pluggin'!
Peace,
Dave
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Thanks Calvin,
I needed that just now. Excuse me while I go set fire to my pants.
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Cool song Calvin. they've been making clothes outta hemp for years. I kinda wonder why they would make clothes outta hemp though, can't be nearly as much fun to wear it! If they made doctors lab coats out of it that would truely be medical marijuana! hehehe!
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I wore shorts made out of hemp until someone close suggested they made me too relaxed.
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Hi Linda, Good to see ya & THANKS for taking the time to listen & comment. And also for giving us a few smiles from those screwed up tattoo pictures, ha ha. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Dave, Hey I appreciate your kind words, thank you very much for listening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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hehe, thanks for not minding Calvin. There were a lot MORE.... to choose from.... haha haha tried to pick the funniest.
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"You have to react to what's around you in the moment, whatever the music is.
Just think of it as some place you have to enter and you need to find the key."
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Hi Calvin
I think it takes some guts these days to wear pants like that ! Well I Really like that you get your inspiration from the everyday guy/gal
I especially like your cast of characters. This one has the right vocal approach in your wide range of hats : )
Made me smile !
jm
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Mission accomplished here---got a nice chuckle...now where'd I drop that doobie? Zeek
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Pothead Peggy up'd the ante
Got a tattoo on her fanny
She inked out her favorite song
It's too bad she spelled it wrong
That's awesome Calvin!!
This is great fun all the way round and round...
Here comes another smile!!!!
Tammy
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Hello Jan, Hope things are good for ya in your part of the world. Thanks for listening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Joice, Hey thanks a lot for giving me a few minutes of your day. I always appreciate your thoughts. Well I was trying to wear a funny hat, hope it worked ok :-) See ya. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Zeek, Good to see ya & if you chuckled a little, I'm content. shoobie-doobie-doo Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Liar Liar! Pants on....
wait..
*toke toke toke*
Heeeeeyyy maaaaannnn....
Who ate all the Doritos?
I had to listen to this one again! It's just too good. Betchya can't hear it just once!
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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As Ol' Rittman'd say, "Cool Beans" NeighborGuy!
Mz Tammy picked-up on My Favorite Verse...What a Hoot (& Mz Linda supplied Great Updates, too..heh!)
I'd originally assumed you were singing about Hemp Clothing..but with Pot PRINTS all over 'em, that's Wayyy too Un-Subtle..heh!
My son Max, in Montana, IS growin' 6 plants..all Legal--(It's called a "Green Card" out there..sure diffo than the ones Here, eh?) "Strictly Medicinal"..he's got a bum back (& a Friendly Chiropractor who authorized The Paperwork)...
Cool Song..but gave me The Munchies..heh!
Good Luck with a Good'n' Amigo!
Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug,
Stan
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what a crazy song ! remember me of Nowhere man when 'go round and round' but more more funny ;-)
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Hello Stan, Always good to see ya & thanks for taking the time to listen & comments. Yeah....very un-subtle :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi ya Max, Thanks a whole bunch for tuning in to this one, very much appreciated. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Heeeeeyyy maaaaannnn....
Who ate all the Doritos?
Here's some more  ![[Linked Image]](http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000574647/polls_doritos_5529_58264_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg) and a bump, LOL
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Hey Calvin, Man you're more out there than the space station. Don't change. This song is so out there, it might just come back into orbit one day. Enjoyable and brought a smile, as always. cheers, niteshift
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Hey Calvin...
Enjoyed...got to thinkin' that if a guy was jonesin' he might end up with marijuana shorts or God forbid speedos...probably another
tune though.
Larry
Can't find the stairway to 'heaven'...but I know where the elevator is.
Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us" - Albert Schweitzer.
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You always make me laugh dude, peace
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Hi Larry, marijuana speedos...now that's pretty funny --- ha ha Thank you for listening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Mark, Hope you're doing well, I appreciate you giving this one a few minutes of your day. Laughter, hey, you made my day by saying that, thanks. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Oh yeah, hippie Fred, I remember him. LOL This is a different voice for you isn't it? Hemp pants? I can see a market for them. The kids would be smoking their pants one pocket at a time. Great tune bud!
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And then there's the story of Jimmy MacKeigan. Jimmy was the biggest pothead in Orange county. He died tragically in a domestic dispute when his wife hit him in the head with a pot. Live by the sword, die by the sword...or something like that. (:
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Hi Duncan, THANKS for taking the time to listen & tell me your pothead story :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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