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The Magic Fruit

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The Magic Fruit
© words and music by C. Stewart (Feb. 18, 2012)


The day the unicorn was born
He ate the magic fruit

Bare breasted nymphomaniacs
Also followed suit

They ate the magic fruit

The fruit was sweet
And fun to eat
Put them in a trance
The fruit was sweet
And fun to eat
It made their diamonds dance

The unicorn was special
He could sing like Burl Ives
He told the maniacs to sing
And it would change their lives

And so they followed suit

Nippled boobies tingle
Listen to the jingle of the jewelry
Nippled boobies tingle
Listen to the jingle of the jewelry

They kissed the handsome unicorn
Sprinkled stardust fine
Offered Corn, the bush of love
Let him taste the wine

He ate the magic fruit

The fruit was sweet
And fun to eat
It put him in a trance
The fruit was sweet
And fun to eat
It made his diamonds dance

Won't you come along with me
And eat the magic fruit
Be my nymphomaniac
And you can follow suit

Eat the magic fruit x 2

Hi Calvin,

I knew this was yours when I saw the title, lol. It's wayyyy out there but I like it.

Dottie

Hi ya Dottie,

Thanks a bunch for taking the time to give this one a listen.
Glad you like it.
Have a great day !


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Calvin,

I have no earthly idea what this is really about...but I laughed anyway at the nymphomaniacs line as well as the nippled boobies tingled line. What can I say? I'm sick....I need help.

Stevie

CALVIN--

I MAY HAVE HAD THIS SAME DREAM--I'VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH SO THAT REALITY AND DREAMS GET MIXED UP--I MAY BE READY FOR SOME OF THE FRUIT MYSELF, IF I HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT AFTER BUYING GASOLINE--I LOVE THE THINKING-MAN SONGS YOU COME UP WITH!

WRITE AND SING ON--

Mackie

LOL

I like the strings. I like that you have pretty lighthearted music w/ the lighthearted lyric.

You're musical skills are really improving Calvin.

Peace,

Ian

Hi ya Stevie,

Always good to see you.
Glad you could get a chuckle from this one, THANKS for listening.

Calvin


http://ww.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Calvin

I always enjoy your stuff. The title pulled me in on this one, I don’t know whether it was your intention but I was thinking ‘Magic Flute’ (Mozart). Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed the laid back trippy vibe.

Please send me a copy of the painting that inspired this, I would like it on my wall

Cheers

Nige

Hi Calvin

I always enjoy listening to a new tune from you. From a Glass eyed girl to a money sucking window or a magic fruit eating unicorn your songs show a clear picture of what lies outside the box.

Thanks for the entertainment.

Cheers
Paul

Hello Mackiedoodle,

THANKS for the visit & the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

I love the whimsical imagery here, Calvin, and the tender, lighthearted music and voice. The strings add a magic touch.

Donna

Way to go Calvin

Another winner under your belt. You are a true master writer and storyteller. It's always a blast to hear one of pieces.

Diamonds Diamonds Diamonds.

I dream of magic Diamonds, all the time.

PS. I agree, the music is really fantastic on this one and improving with every song

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...love it...

smiling in Texas

and I need some of this magic fruit...

glyn

Hello Ian,

Good to see you, hope things are going well for you in your part of the world.
THANKS for listening and for your nice comments.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Wow a killer sounding track you got behind this, Cal!
Lyrics are crazy fun!

Favourite lines:
Nippled boobies tingle
Listen to the jingle of the jewelry

I hear vibes of Frank Zappa and Cheech & Chong!
Very cool

love it Calvin.

I think all my thoughts have been said by others. will listen again..

God Bless Roy and Helen

Hello Nigel,

I hope you're doing well & I'm glad you could enjoy this one, THANKS.
I enjoyed your comments :-)

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Very, very cool Calvin. This is super.....and I first thought that this was going to be a song about Beans.
Very risque!!
Love it..........I also think the guitar sounds really GOOD!
Nice one Cal............ -Tom

Hi Paul,

Hey thanks a lot for listening to some of these tunes & I really appreciate the kind words.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Donna,

Good to see your "c o o l" sunglasses again :-)

THANKS for the wonderful comment.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Mr. Nelson,


Thanks for the visit and your comments make my day-THANKS.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

LOL,i'm on my way to the fruit stand now!!! This may be one my favs of yours FOR NOW!

Hi Glynda,

ha ha, glad you approve :-)


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/band/0/calvinstewart

Hi Magne,

Good to see you & THANKS a bunch for listening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Roy,

I hope everything is cool in your world, THANKS for the visit, I appreciate it.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Tom,

ALWAYS good to have you drop in for a listen, THANK YOU !

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Michael,

HEY, thanks FOR THE THUMBS UP, MUCH APPRECIATED.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Magic indeed! Your courage amazes me - you are an artist - you don't look back.

Hi Calvin,
Like Dottie, I knew this was your song by title.

Totally a Calvin original, wish I could say the same for mine but they're things done over and over a million times.

The musics great, kinda laid back, yet magical and I'm charmed like a cobra, could hear that sound over and over!

Geneva

Hi Pete,

Hey, thanks a whole lot for giving this one the time of day.
I try to have fun with my music, glad you approve and it didn't put you to sleep :-)

Have a good weekend.

Calvin


http://www.oundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Very haunting sound behind those dreamy lyrics. It has that Calvin creativity and imagination going on big time. I am only guessing that it is imagination - maybe unicorns and nymphomaniacs are all over the place down by the lake. We have fruit trees in our yard but the nymphomaniacs have been staying away so I guess the fruit is not magic.

Nice job as usual. Always entertaining.

Cool :-)

All the best
Jan

I'm wondering if any other song has the line 'Nippled boobies tingle' - I think not

Andy

Hi Colin,



Hope you're doing well, thank you for listening.
Yes the nymphomaniacs were only my imagination but I'm pretty sure I saw a family of unicorns fishing for specks just the other day.

Have a good weekend.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

HiDee NeighborGuy!!!

Lotta Fun with this one here...sure reminds me of Thurs Nite Dance Nite at Paradise Lakes (Clothing-Optional) Resort...

Tasty Little Number Ya Got Here, Amigo--Donovan's "Mellow Yellow"'s got Nothin'-On-You, Buddy...

WHEEE...& a Congratulatory Big Guy-Hug,
Stan

LOL - I got to the third line before I started laughing

Every time I think you can't possibly top yourself in outlandishness, you prove me wrong

One of my favorites of yours, Calvin - nice guitar too!

Scott

Hi Jan,

Nice to see you & I hope thingas are going well in your neck of the woods.
<T H A N K S>

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Andy,

How ya doing, good I hope.

"I'm wondering if any other song has the line 'Nippled boobies tingle' - I think not "

yeah I probably stole that somewhere :-)

Thanks a lot for taking the time to listen & comment.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Stan,

You're such a "Good" neaghbor...thanks :-)

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

I read this lyric the other day and I was laughing out loud. There's a FB thing going around about unicorns and why they make cool pets (or something along those lines). I only remember that one of the items on the list was that unicorns fart glitter..which made me laugh.

I think you and the guy who created that should hook-up. He needs this song.

I really liked the dreamy music you have working on this. The guitar sounded really good and I enjoyed the strings too. My favorite line was that the unicorn could sing like Burl Ives.

I always enjoy your stuff.

Hi Geneva,

I hope you're doing well.
Thanks so much for listening, I'm flattered by your "charmed like a cobra" comment.
Have a great day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Scott,

Great to see ya man, THANK YOU.
Well, I'm glad to see this got a giggle out of ya, it makes my day to hear that someone gets a laugh or some kind of emotion from one of my tunes.
I appreciate your time spent listening.
ps....I'm sorry for the loss of your friend.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hey Calvin,
Did you eat some of that?
I'm still trying to imagine a unicorn that sings like Burl Ives.
I'll be lying awake at night thinking about it.
This is great.
Vic

Hello Wendy,

Glad to see you back here posting, we all enjoy your work.

farts that glitter....how wonderful is that, better to glitter than splinter :-)

Glad you could appreciate the Burl Ives line, it could have very easily became Don Ho :-)

Thank you for listening.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Vic,

ha ha....

Glad you could stop in to listen and comment, I appreciate your time spent.

It was a fun fun to create, THANKS.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Can't stop laughing Cal ... this is a classic Cal just like I like Yellow ... OMG priceless

laughing

Thank you my friend
Dan

I hear some Crosby, Stills & Nash here. This song could have been on that huge album they had.

Another Calvination Creation and a creative, witty, little ditty.

Doug

Hi ya Dan,

Good to see ya & you always seem to have a kind word, THANK YOU.

Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hi Jim,

Hey thanks a bunch for tuning in to this one.
Have a good day.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart