Q:Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?
A:Terrorists have sympathizers

Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva

Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command immediate attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.

Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come

Is there a limit to these? I've got a books worth of these (these of course are the highlights)