A bass player and an accordion player got hired for New Year's Eve. The manager liked them so much he wanted them back for the next New Year's Eve. They asked him if they could just leave their equipment.

A bass player's son wants to learn bass. The first day he teaches him all the notes on the first string. The send day he teaches him all the notes on the third string. The third day his son tells him he can't take the lesson because he has a gig.



You've got to know your limitations. I don't know what your limitations are. I found out what mine were when I was twelve. I found out that there weren't too many limitations, if I did it my way. -Johnny Cash

It's only music.
-niteshift

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