I heard this back in the sixties so forgive me if you've heard it already.
Three musicians playing a boozy wedding.
After an hour the pianist says, "It's thirsty work boys. Keep the rythm going and I'll get us some drinks from the bar."

Another half hour goes by and he's still not back so the bass player says to the drummer "I'm gonna see where the %!*&$ got to and fetch those drinks. Just keep it going 'til I get back".

Another half hour goes by and the drummer is exhausted but still playing. Just then a drunk staggers up to the stage and slurs,
"Can you play country roads"?

The drummer lifts his weary head and snarls "WHAT THE *!$& DO YOU THINK I'M PLAYING?"

It's never too late? Yes it is, so do it now.

If, given time, a monkey can write the complete works of Shakespeare maybe there's hope for me.

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