{Been On-a-Roll this week...Somebody who Just Had a Birthday inspired This Little Spoof..}

Nikki wrote a Little Suicide Song
Fulla ANGST..& a Little Tear-Jerkin'
Aimed it at KIDS, I Know that She Did
& Baby..Did It Start WORKIN'!

A Little Death-Metal, Fulla-The-Devil
Blood..Oozin' from Every Line
& When She got Done..Havin' Her Fun
The KIDS Picked UP on it, Ever So-Fine!

(CHORUS)
It Was THE SUICIDE SONG That Went Dreadfully-WRONG
'Cuz The KIDS..Decided TO LIVE!
They put Their Troubles AWAY, Endured ANOTHER DAY
& Realized..(HEY) "They're Just KIDS!"
Not a WRIST Got SLASHED, No More HIGH-BRIDGE Splashes, No More CARS Goin' Offa The CLIFFS..
Yeah, Her SUICIDE SONG Went Dreadfully-WRONG
'Cuz The KIDS..Kinda GOT.."The DRIFT!"

Her VERSE ONE was a LONELY One
Where it Told about LOVE..Gone WRONG
HOW She Didn't THINK She Could EVER GO ON
Knowin' HE..Was The ONLY ONE!

Then She Talked about ETERNALLY SLEEPIN'
(With His MEMORY..BURNIN' BRIGHT)..
But the KIDS Saw THRU IT (& Nikki BLEW It)
They're IN-RECOVERY, Each FRIDAY NIGHT!

(REPEAT CHORUS) She Wrote...

(BRIDGE)
Now The PARENTS All THANK HER, (Especially HER BANKER)
'Cuz The SONG's Worth A Million-PLUS!
Before She WROTE That Song, Things Went DREADFULLY-WRONG
But NOW, the KIDS Have LEARNED-To- ADJUST!

"Thanks for your EDUCATIN' 'bout Media EXPLOITATION..
of A TEENAGER'S GLOOM & TEARS"--
Their Reaction was STRONG, They Got a LAUGH from Your Song
& I'll BET They HANG AROUND..For YEARS!"

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(TAG)
It was THE SUICIDE SONG That Went Dreadfuly WRONG..
'Cuz The KIDS all Decided TO LIVE!

(C) 2003 by Stan {Lookin' Forwards to Yet ANOTHER Birthday} Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

"It Mattered to THAT One"