oh that joke is older than dinosaurs . They call Mexico a Tan Salon. They call fat people just Red , cuz they have no neck . Country music got frisky from a cat food can. Writers who write pop own cats and there's always 14 writers on each one. God owned a basset hound , Thats why spelled backwards its Dog, Lucifer had sex with Gods wife thats why he got kicked out of Heaven .Juvenile Delinquents commit adultery , not adults . the last thing a man thinks when his a bout to die is his pernis. Damn this things small. Face Book is like a porn site now . For some reason Baking Soda has something to do with an erection . Grand pa got confused and made cookies instead . Motel 6 was owned by a redneck , it's named 6 , cuz thats as high as he can count. Virgin Olive oil gets me excited at Safeway . 20 bucks ? oh what the hell throw 4 in the basket , When the cashier says 69 cents change , they always blush . I guess you could say, what ya think baby what time do you get off ? Why are your breasts staring at my eyes ? How old are you ? Oh I'm old , it's just a number . Not in my eyes , take your change and leave

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