Originally Posted by bennash
oh that joke is older than dinosaurs . They call Mexico a Tan Salon. They call fat people just Red , cuz they have no neck . Country music got frisky from a cat food can. Writers who write pop own cats and there's always 14 writers on each one. God owned a basset hound , Thats why spelled backwards its Dog, Lucifer had sex with Gods wife thats why he got kicked out of Heaven .Juvenile Delinquents commit adultery , not adults . the last thing a man thinks when his a bout to die is his pernis. Damn this things small. Face Book is like a porn site now . For some reason Baking Soda has something to do with an erection . Grand pa got confused and made cookies instead . Motel 6 was owned by a redneck , it's named 6 , cuz thats as high as he can count. Virgin Olive oil gets me excited at Safeway . 20 bucks ? oh what the hell throw 4 in the basket , When the cashier says 69 cents change , they always blush . I guess you could say, what ya think baby what time do you get off ? Why are your breasts staring at my eyes ? How old are you ? Oh I'm old , it's just a number . Not in my eyes , take your change and leave

Age is just a number when you're thinking day to day,

Of course guys think age is just a number cause they ain't think long term.

Ive had girls pres and press how old I am. I keep thinking if I reveal it now, im done.

Cause they'll be like..Just tell me, ill say no, you won't wanna talk to me if I tell you.

They'll be like 35? Nope 40, nope, then they get tentative...thinking how high is he gonna go.

Can't help liking younger, seems older ones come with baggage.

But depends what they want, they won't want me for a husband

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