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Hard-Fi
by Gary E. Andrews - 06/19/26 06:43 PM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 19,858 Likes: 1
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This is only for a mature audience, so don't go any further if you're not an adult.
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Santa Knows Where The Bad Girls Live
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Dec. 5, 2005 )
Santa Knows Where the Bad Girls Live
The info's in his head
The reason he's so jolly is
He's been in their beds
Some live out on Lusty Lane
In Ecstasy Estate
When he slides inside their chimney's
They all think he's great
PRE CHORUS.....
He's got goodies in his bag
That'll make a woman moan
Especially the horny ones
Living all alone
CHORUS....
A bottle of the finest scotch
Panties that don't have a crotch
Remote controlled candy cane
Turn it on and go insane
Santa Knows Where the Bad Girls Live
They should draw the blinds
The reindeers can not concentrate
With images so fine
Nasty fish net stockings, and
A little see thru-top
That's enough to bring his sleigh
To a screaching stop
PRE CHORUS.....
He's got goodies in his bag
That'll make a woman moan
Especially the horny ones
Living all alone
CHORUS....
A bottle of the finest scotch
Panties that don't have a crotch
Remote control candy cane
Turn it on and go insane
Santa Knows Where the Bad Girls Live
Santa Knows Where the Bad Girls Live
[This message has been edited by Calvin (edited 12-06-2005).]
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