Crazy As Hell Can't Ya Tell
© words and music by C. Stewart Jan. 5, 2007 )


A floating room without a door
Insanity is near
Lots of time to figure out
How I got in here

Perhaps I floated through the vent
Magically got thin
In smokey rings of lavender
Each episoide begins

Chorus..
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell that I'm nuts
Three legged pigeons fly out of my butt
My brain cells fell into the wishing well
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell

Nineteen and a half of my
Twenty screws are loose
Somewhere back in time I must have
Drank electric juice

Crystal dream that never ends
Eyeballs poppin' out
I've got Mr.Microphone, but
No one hears me shout

Chorus..
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell that I'm nuts
Three legged pigeons fly out of my butt
My brain cells fell into the wishing well
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell

Bridge..
If you get thin, come on in
You can be just like me

Chorus..
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell that I'm nuts
Three legged pigeons fly out of my butt
My brain cells fell into the wishing well
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell
I'm crazy as hell, can't ya tell