Funny write, Cal. Thoroughly enjoyed it, though oddly, the line that seems most popular was the only one I was gonna proffer a change.
The pigeons-butt line sounds too much like the , "When monkeys fly outta my butt" line that's been around for ages...or at least since "Wayne's World". smile
I bet this was fun to write, and it comes through!
Ben
PS
I'm crazy as hell, I'm truly looney tunes
I share my cell with a purple baboon