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You guys are soooo funny! This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes (if you get offended easily...don't read it...you'll get offended)

This one's called, "The Ugly Guy":

Okay, so there's this guy, goes to the bar every night, NEVER scores with the chicks, gets drunk, goes home alone. One night, he gets REALLY drunk, and the barmaid takes his car keys and tells him to walk home, a mile away. He does.

The next night, he comes in all happy and psyched. He buys all his buddies a round. They're like, "What's up with YOU, dude?" He says, "You know how the barmaid made me walk home last night? Well, I walked across the railroad tracks, when I saw the most BEAUTIFUL GIRL tied to the tracks, and there was a train coming! I hurried up and untied her. I was her knight in shining armor.

So, we went back to my place, and had the most awesome sex, all night. She had the most beautiful body I'd ever seen. Guys, I think I'm in love!"

His buddies were astounded. Presently, one spoke up and said, "Man, how did such an ugly dude like you get such a hot chick. Wait a minute...you never did tell us what she looks like in the face."

To which the ugly guy responded, "Well, I really don't know. I never did find her head."