Since you split the scene
All I do is drink
I know both your teeth are green
Your undergarments stink

But I love ya, yeah I love ya

Now that's true love! love

I'll tell ya, Calvin. It's hard to find a nit (surely there must be some) when a song is just so dang much fun! Some great lines are scattered throughout this, and even a double entendre or two, hmmmm? I submit:

All you left was mustard baby
In the bottom of my sack

A warped mind like mine can read all sorts of innuendo in that couplet.

Thanks for the smile, old friend. Keep 'em coming!

Greg

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.