Couldn't resist the urge to continue the story [Linked Image]

I Think this boy is missing
some important parts I fear
cause when you want a girls attention
you cut off both her ears
Then you can whisper her sweet nothings
while blazing up a trail
you can bend her ears on demand
if you can tolerate the smell

he could seperate her from her legs
if given such a whim
that'd keep her home where she belongs
and away from cousin Clemm
he could go on long walks with her
without unneeded conversation
her legs would not grow weary
in an up hill situation

and if he could remove her mind
if he took the chance
she'd be saved from giv'n pieces out
tainted with romance
and talk about his sex life
no unnecessary obstuctions
and I'm pretty sure that he
Could still claim a tax deduction [Linked Image]

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