Sorry no post for long time:new job,big challenge for me. Heh,I'm a real amateur lyric writer I know,but like to post anyway just for fun:

v1
My boots got a virus
It effects the way I walk
The boss is looking strangely
It effects the way I talk
My throats got a frog
I'm passing it around
My life's got a problem
Nights are spinning to the ground

chorus
The band played soft and low
My babe don't love me no more

v2
So I went out to the doctor
Who told me tie one on
What kind of advise is that
Alcohol is poison
He said poison has properties
That sometimes work just fine
You might need a little jolt
For a better frame of mind

chorus
The band played soft and low
My babe don't love me no more

V3
So I went out to the minister
You know what he said
Get on your knees boy
Put a bible to your head
But before you blow your brains out
On the good words of the lord
Remember what that Thomas said
It'll be all you can afford

chorus
And the band played soft and low
My babe don't love me no more

v4
So I headed to the blues bar
Just a short medicinal hit
Behind the church of charity
The next place that I'd visit
While reading in my Gideons
By far the greatest of these
Saw the minister in dark corners
And my wife dressed for tease

chorus
And the band played soft and low
My babe don't love me no more

Tag
The moral of the story
The one to make my pal
If I was more like the minister
I probably still have my gal

Thanks fo readin!