one thing is for sure Al

given what you have told us about your daily routine at home-you can expect a call from Oprah and an award for being THE MOST WELL TRAINED HUSBAND IN AMERICA....LOL...Helen will never kick you out thats for sure buddy......cause she knows too many other women would want you........I dont know whether to admire you for your devotion or send a Hostage Rescue Team.......take care my friend...

Tom