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Highwomen
by Gary E. Andrews - 06/02/26 08:15 PM
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Thanks Everword and Jody! Here is the Reader's Digest "Condensed"  version... Penny In The Fountain © 2009 Greg Swartzentruber The girls said I was ugly and had no redeeming traits I don’t remember ever having any second dates So I got into poetry and read some real fat books Got lipo and hair replacement to improve my woeful looks Then I appealed to fortune to help me climb that mountain I threw a penny in the fountain And said a little prayer Wished I’d find a true love About whom I could care I longed to share my soul Before it withered up and died So I threw my penny in the fountain And made a wish inside Just then I heard a voice say “I’m Penelope” Wow that sure worked fast, I guess this was meant to be We went out for coffee and talked the whole day long Soon we were a couple, and the feeling grew so strong I knew the time had come cuz my soul was damn near shoutin’ I threw a penny in the fountain And said a little prayer Wished she’d be my true love About whom I could care I longed to share my soul Before it withered up and died So I threw my penny in the fountain And made a wish inside I bought a diamond ring that I barely could afford Planned to put it on the hand of the woman I adored Driving home I passed the place where she and I first met Penelope was with some guy rubbing on his bald head B~ Penny hadn’t seen me so I found a place to park I snuck up behind them and I did something rather dark The third time was the charm, just in case you’re countin’ I threw my Penny in the fountain Tossed her in right there I knew that she can't swim But I didn't even care I yearned to share my soul But Penny ripped my insides out So I threw my Penny in the fountain And I sure hope she drowned Yeah my Penny’s in the fountain now And I hope that she drowned
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