Beth,

Very nice wordsmithing here, I think. The verses almost looks like a limerick. But of course you mean it as a song. Except for the extensive use of the food metaphor family, I would think it'd work to dance music like Lady Gaga, or something Broadway like as it is.

Either way it's a bit funny, cause it's so distinct and universal at the same time. It has mass appeal, still it seems not to fit in anywhere - aren't that the dilemma of our times? Like, you say potato and I say potato, he says tomato and she says tomato.

To me this is obviously brilliant, and very unique.