Anthony, I got pulled in here due to the controversial disagreement of the lyricalability of these words you've put together. Rap would be the only genre that I can even think of might work, but then rap is all rhythm, so that wouldn't work either. Hard rock would fit the "tone" due to the attitude and controversial words.
I expect you'll find this to be a rewriter at the very least.
I can see where some would think it's "cute" esp. those who've been through relationships that this defines, but I think too, that it would be hard to find that just any artist would sing it, except those who typically do their best in such language.
Best wishes on the rewrite...may this take shape in a better form.

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