Howdy, folks. Just indulging in some weekend fun here. Since Stan has his QSOs, I'll christen this one my first official GAL (Girl's Attitude Lyric). [Linked Image] Please tell me what you think of it. Thanks!

P.S.: I threw out a stanza in verse 2 and replaced it, but I included it here anyway. If you like it better, feel free to put it in in place of the stanza I ended up using. [Linked Image]


FROM B TO Z
©2002 Anthony Torres
All rights reserved

(Verse 1)
A is for attention that wanders
and for affection you hafta fake
A is for adoration... yeah, right!
and amends you almost never make
A is for your amour, monsieur
which is tres petit to this cheri
A is for ass-kissin’, pardon my French,
which you do for friends, but not for me

(Chorus)
You say you know everything ‘bout love
and y’know, I totally agree
‘cause you sure know everything from B to Z

(Verse 2)
B is for bitchin’ and complainin’
Well, then I guess C is covered too
D is for drinking past 2 a.m.
E is for your excuses when you do

F is for the fling you had last year
G is for that garter I can’t forget
H is for the hell you put me through, and
I think the other letters are worse yet

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Boy, you alphabet-ter clean up your act
‘cause FYI, my bags are almost packed
You’re a dic....tionary of bad behavior
and I’ll cut yours short if you don’t say you’re--

(Chorus)
fine ‘cause you know everything ‘bout love
‘cause y’know, I totally agree
Yeah, you sure know everything from B to Z

(Tag)
Yeah, you sure know everything from B to Z
Yeah, you sure know everything.....
from B... to... Z!


(Alternate second stanza for verse 2)
X is for those X-rated strip clubs
Y is for the younger chicks you’ve had
Z is for a zipper that won’t stay closed
and F to W are just as bad


[This message has been edited by Anthony (edited 04-06-2002).]