I wonder how somebody boring would have this sort of a bio?

Jess Penner is a cheerful and cheeky, creatively ADD artist from Los Angeles. Raised on a banana farm in Hawaii; Jess is also a dinner party throwing, hen raising, people loving, thrift store shopping, self professed tomboy who hates musicals and tilapia but secretly loves painfully slow BBC miniseries and booty dancing alone in her bedroom. Since signing her first record deal at age 15 - Jess has spent the last 18 years making a career as a professional musician via touring, album sales, licensing deals, and working as a songwriter / producer.

Professional Highlights:

Numerous placements in film, TV, commercial campaigns, and web series. Television clients include ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, MTV, VHI, Lifetime, and The OC. Commercial campaigns for brands including : Payless Shoes, Disneyland, JC Penney, Sony Playstation, Bose, T-mobile, Jergens, Ford, Edison, Days Inn, Dannon, Tesco, X-Box, Days Inn, Belk, Maltesers

Over 1000 career live performances (including every state in the US), as well as international tours in Europe, the Mediterranean, Canada and Asia. Opened for FUN., Ian Archer (Snow Patrol).

Commercial appearances (singer/actress) in national ad campaigns (Days Inn, Glade) and Talent (Alloy Entertainment).

Featured performer at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival.