"I don't wanna hear the same relentless gump
I don't want Mary Anne
She dropped me on my head and walked on every lump"

"but her weight was a ton
and if I didn't carry it all
well, let's just say she wasn't much fun"



That is terrible.
It is so bad, that it is good, at being bad.
An exemplary example of bad.
Not nearly as bad a "bowling ball eyes" from one of your other craft-works, but terrible nonetheless.