JPF Home Page Forums General Messages General Message Forum A word about my absence...

I realize you're all wondering why I haven't been shamelessly bumping my latest demo and making other comments.

Here's why...

I landed a cushy temp job as Harry and Megan's "Social Media Officer". I've had to overcome my fear of flying, grinning and bearing it as H & M jet around the world to various CLIMATE functions.

Today we're in Africa to spread the message of climate responsibility, with a satellite uplink to America. Michelle Obama will deliver an address on rising sea levels from her new 15 million dollar mansion on the east coast.

Following Michelle's speech I plan on visiting NBC's Climate Confession website and confess to using plastic toilet paper during a layover in Hong Kong.

Then we depart from Africa to visit Iowa and encourage eco-conscious diet plans at the Democratic gathering where 10, 500 steaks will be grilled. The last leg of our US visit will be to NYC to visit the Baldwins. Alec, Hilaria and their five children will march down fifth avenue to highlight limiting population growth to save MOTHER EARTH.

After this, we'll stop at CNN's new Manhattan headquarters where we'll revisit the impending doom of rising sea levels with a Fredo interview. There may be bugs in the A/V, CNN is not yet fully set up following the move from its former inland HQ in Atlanta.

Time permitting( we may need to jet to Belgium for a gender reveal event), we'll drop by and see Justin Trudeau for a photo-op/soundbite on the racism of CLIMATE CHANGE.

My former activity as a writer seems so vapid now, globetrotting via jet to evangelize the world about CLIMATE ARMAGEDDON.