This lyric is: #316

Advice for the Oversensitive
By Mindy S. Kornberg

Verse:
Welcome to our dysfunctional age.
Get used to living in your private emotional cage.
Reaching out can be harmful to your health.
Youve got to lower your expectations.
Dont take everything to heart.
Dont look to friends for salvation,
Just learn to play your part,

Chorus:
And dont be so sensitive!
Cant you even take a joke?
Dont be so sensitive!
Chill out and have a smoke!
Dont be so sensitive!
You cant walk around like an open sore.
No one plays by the golden rule anymore.

Verse:
Discover your personal resources.
Stand on your own two f---ing feet!
This world has got no room for crybabies.
Its all for none and none for all.
There aint no more Musketeers.
Its every man for him self now.
So hey get your ass in gear!

Chorus:
And dont be so sensitive.
Youve got to learn how to take a joke.
Dont be so sensitive.
Chill out and have a toke.
Dont be so sensitive.
You cant walk around like an open sore.
No one plays by the golden rule anymore.

Verse:
Now is the time of empowerment.
Put your assertiveness training to work!
Quit all your whining and just rock and roll with the punches.
Your feelings are a dime a dozen.
Dont bore me with your tale of woe.
Hey, you know Id love to stay and chat but Ive gotta go.

Chorus:
So don't be so sensitive!
Its high time you learned how to take a joke.
Youre just oversensitive!
Chill out man! Dont have a stroke!
And dont be so sensitive!
Why walk around like an open sore?
No one plays by the golden rule anymore. (x2)
No one plays by that golden rule anymore.


[This message has been edited by mindymusic (edited 08-28-2002).]

[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-02-2002).]