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I went out on a Saturday Night to a place at the edge of town. I was up for a real good time. I had plans of getting down. When I got there, I saw some of my friends- there was Patty, Neil, and Fred. I heard a guy make an observation that I can't get out of my head:
There's more fun in stuffing the sausage than grinding the meat. (Chorus) Grinding is only a start. But when you stuff, the job's complete. They say that close to the bone the meat is sweet. There's more fun in stuffing the sausage than grinding the meat.
On the dance floor, there were many couples doing the pelvic thrust. What he said, although quite graphic, were words said in disgust. He'd rather do the deed at home - at least somewhere in privacy. Foreplay done in a public place really has no dignity.
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I must say before I'm done so the story is complete. I found out that the guy I heard had a job of packing meat. He was talking 'bout his fav'rite job. By my thoughts, I was misled. So right now I apologize, 'cause I twisted what he said.
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Talk about getting it wrong.
[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-03-2002).]
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