This lyric is: #495

Summeoyo THE MEAT PACKER'S SONG
(C) 2002

I went out on a Saturday Night
to a place at the edge of town.
I was up for a real good time.
I had plans of getting down.
When I got there, I saw some of my friends-
there was Patty, Neil, and Fred.
I heard a guy make an observation
that I can't get out of my head:

There's more fun in stuffing the sausage
than grinding the meat. (Chorus)
Grinding is only a start.
But when you stuff, the job's complete.
They say that close to the bone
the meat is sweet.
There's more fun in stuffing the sausage
than grinding the meat.

On the dance floor, there were many couples
doing the pelvic thrust.
What he said, although quite graphic,
were words said in disgust.
He'd rather do the deed at home -
at least somewhere in privacy.
Foreplay done in a public place
really has no dignity.

Chorus

I must say before I'm done
so the story is complete.
I found out that the guy I heard
had a job of packing meat.
He was talking 'bout his fav'rite job.
By my thoughts, I was misled.
So right now I apologize,
'cause I twisted what he said.

Chorus

Talk about getting it wrong.




[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-03-2002).]