Originally Posted by Marc Barnette
I always started my three song set with a song called "The Grand Opening" a funny song about a guy playing onstage getting all kinds of notes up and thinking he is getting song requests.:

"Do you know your fly is standing open?
"Do you know your zipper is undone"
"As you might have guessed, those were my first requests,
"And I'd never even heard of either one!"



LOL grin

What a great idea for a song!

Scott