Originally Posted by JAPOV
In a freak accident, John Voorpostel and Fdemetrio are both electrocuted while trolling the Web in their undershorts... and die horribly!

They meet OJ Simpson at the pearly gates...

OJ says, "What the hell are you idiots doing here?"

FD (DomDom) says, "I swear, I was just checking playoff scores and needed some lotion for my hands!"

JV says, "Dom, your boxers are still smoldering down around your knees..."

Dom exclaims, "I can't move my hands... They're Stuck!"

OJ laughing, says, "Yeah', stuck at the scene of the crime!"

Dom gritting his teeth, "So, I just have to stand here with my ass hanging out!?"

JV grinning, says, "Well, there would be a bit more... "hanging"... if you didn't have such a grip on things, Dom."

(A crowd of souls behind them begins to murmur)

Dom glares at JV, "Oh, very funny Mr SnowflakeBeefcake@membersonly," he growls! "How exactly did YOU arrive here!?"