I wondered if anyone would "bite" on the name of the unusual sect of which I am a part. Methabapterians believe it is good for young men to attend the Methodist Youth Fellowship so they may observe the feminine beauties there... and then attend the Baptist Church service to observe the feminine beauties there... and then attend the Presbyterian evening fellowship... (you guessed it) to observe the feminie beauties in attendance there. We have a waitiing list of converts.

Hmmm... Predestinarian Baptists... foot washing... unpaid ministers... what, no snake handling? Do they provide combat pay?
Where can we sign up? Would you kindly scrub my left big toe one more time?

Where is Fortemeyer when ya' need him? Just like him to start a heated discussion and run! (LOL!)