This lyric is: #464

GUESS WHAT I SAW ON TV

I got home early so I could watch tv
What did I see, nudity

There she was all naturale
Didn't change the channel for a spell

She was the best, a fair-hair beauty
In her own way, quite unique

She would have made my harem
If I had been a shiek

I hit the couch, gonna have some fun
It didn't take long 'til my fun was done

CHORUS
There she was, the fairest of all
I have a picture of her hanging on my wall

There she was cavorting, got down to her hose
Could that be my girlfriend, do you suppose

You dang tootin' it was she
This is gonna be the end of me

I'd never seen what's under her blouse
I tried one night and she gave me a mouse

Gave me a fat lip, just snarled at me
I'd never seen such a prude as she

She had shown no cleavage, covered her chest
There wasn't much hope of seeing the rest

Now there she is for all America to see
I busted my fist on the old tv

I'll never again take a girl at her word
I'll do no coasting when I get to third

It's all the way home or they're out the door
The want reveal it all on tv, anymore


They called her Nature Girl, all naturale
I've been sick ever since,haven't felt well

I'm seeing red,not a sensible human being
All of America saw what I ain't been seeing

CHORUS
There she was, the fairest of all
I got a painting of her hanging on the wall

She was cavorting, down to her hose
Could that be my girlfriend, do you suppose

You darn tootin' it was she
I think it's gonna be the end of me

I'd never even seen what's under her blouse
Once I tried and she gave me a mouse

Gave me a fat lip, snarled at me
I'd never seen such a prude as she

Never showed me no cleavage,covered her chest
There was no hope of seeing the rest

'Till there she was for all America to see
I busted my hand on the old tv

I'll never again take them at their word
I won't do no coasting when I get to third

It's all the way home or they're out the door
TV Won't be how I first see them, anymore

Joseph Hayes




[This message has been edited by blakeh (edited 09-03-2002).]


Joseph Hayes