Yeah S-Yo, the judges ain't doing anyone any favors with their praises, and if I hear "NAME is in it to win it" one more time I'm gonna rip my left testicle off and slip it into the judge's soup.

Maybe Haley growls a bit much, but no more than Steven Tyler let's go with one of his patented screeches...I guess I'm just more of a fan of variety, and at least Haley tries...Sometimes I even think she "feels" it. Pia, even on Tina Turner's song just didn't work for me. I feel like I'm watching a Stepford wife.

And variety is where the guys have been shining, except for Jacob...And as long as I'm bring snarky, if Jacob's only question at TMZ is if that woman was available, all's I can say is Dude, you gotta get out more.

Satchel was right. Something is gaining on me.

The Shoebox & Dinner at Eight trailers available at:

http://www.twometer.com/Two_Meter_Studios/HOME.html