Lol... I know THAT'S right!
I tell people all the time, "If you want religion to make you feel good about yourself and humanity, don't read the Bible."

Page one of the Bible teaches "You're Not God"... Then it's all downhill from there lol.

The ONLY good news is "You're Forgiven".

However, the Bible does have a lot to say about humility with a glad heart wink