Originally Posted by bennash
And a surveillance camera from my wife in Asia , and what are doing at 3am ? Playing guitar , why are you bothering me ?. Did you feed the dog and cat , Yes. i bet my plants are dead. Did Roscoe bite Jessie the handy man ? No . I see you , yeah i got that. i'm in my country Philippines they're big on that, Well welcome to Disneyland US , yeah BS. you Americans are assholes.

What country is more corrupt US or Philippines ? that's always a fun conversation. I lose .

Yep'! Dom-n-Elvis...

Elvis has "Peace-n-Love" on his guitar
Dom sings and smiles just like a star
All priests and soldiers are blonde haired pretty girls
Cause' Dom-n-Elvis rule the world

They're lots of fun but not real bright
They blur the lines between wrong and right
Like a couple pigeons crapping on a fence
Neither one makes a bit of sense

(keep it coming, Elvis...)