Originally Posted by bennash
Comedy central man , From 3am to 8pm. Back to that black bank manager , [naughty word removed] here's trouble , Shhh wait to these rich white people leave , we can cut up

Yep', contractor's hours...


Elvis has "Peace-n-Love" on his guitar
Dom sings and smiles just like a star
All priests and soldiers are blonde haired pretty girls
Cause' Dom-n-Elvis rule the world

They're lots of fun but not real bright
They blur the lines between wrong and right
Like a couple pigeons crapping on a fence
Neither one makes a bit of sense

Peyote and beer, they have no fear
Rumor is, Dom's a little queer
Elvis is straight, but always broke
They live on cheers of the WOKE

The secret to their unusual mix
Is no religion or politics
Their sound drives the fans insane
GenZ with no jobs or brainz

Milli Vanilli made Dom cry
Then he got caught using AI
Elvis told him, "That's OK,
Our fans can't read anyway"

Once the tour van got a flat
And they had no clue where they were at
Some bearded nuns gave them a hand
Now they sing backup in the band

Then they wrote their one hit song
About why the world should get along
Fame and fortune blew their minds
Dom OD'd and Elvis left reality behind...

Last edited by JAPOV; 07/21/24 09:08 AM.