God, I hope not, guys. Ya'll pray for me to say the right things to her when she needs to hear them. Ok. I've ranted enough for one day. Thanks for listening.

"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek