Helloooooo? (tap, tap, tap the mic) Helloooooooo, is thing on? (tap, tap, tap again)

I just tripped over the pot plant someone hid in my closet and I can't figure out where I left my cigars. Maybe I can find a butt....

Meanwhile, I didn't qualify for the new home loan the ad said I could get. I can't even have a beer because the cops pulled me over on the walker/motorcycle and asked me to walk a straight line. I can't even do that when I'm sober.

I just found out my Grandfather was multi-racial and now my daughter is marrying her girlfriend.

My watch broke and nobody will ever give me the time of day.

So, I'm just going to learn how to have fun while reading all of your rants. Keep 'em coming, all you pissed off JPFers! Let's rock this rant!

Auntie Rant

PS: Bill, you are a hottie!
(I think my avatar has taken over my posts....)

"And, in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." Paul McCartney