Originally Posted by Wendy D
Polly,

Girl, you are cracking me up! Between the teens, smoking bans, bars, DUI traps, bands, idiot drummers, and psychotic cats..

Of course, if you have a dog or cat, they never seem to puke anywhere but on carpet or furniture. You could have hardwoods, tile or whatever throughout your home, but where is that animal going when there's something to cough up? That's right..to the only piece of carpet (or new leather sofa) you own. Basically anywhere in your home where you've spent money on something nice.

But my rant is, if we have to put up with reality TV, and we have to have shows about washed up rockers, why can't we have a female rocker? Who wants to watch Ozzy or Gene Simmons? I want a Joan Jett or Stevie Nicks reality show. I mean, come on..network gurus are you stupid or what? Maybe they will do a show about the lives of the Runaways, since I hear there's going to be a movie coming out about them. Wish.wish..I'd probably watch it too.


Okay Wendy...it was a tough...long weighed out decision...but I'LL DO IT!!! I'll be the washed up female ROCKER (Oh, wait, no one knows who I am...does that matter?) grin Hey at least I'm not losing my hair like Brett Micheals. I don't HAVE to wear a bandana or a cowboy hat all the time, but I can iffin I want to just because I'd look cute! The only thing is, I wouldn't want a bunch of guys in a house competing for my affection...just ONE...his name would be "Andy", he'd be from Scotland, and, once we met, there really wouldn't be much they'd be able to broadcast on t.v. *wink* I guess it would be pretty boring for the viewers (but awesome for US! :D)

Sam, I'm with you, pal. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!! What the Hell? It's like, past the millineum already! Why can't America just get with the program? It's way past time to legalize this sh!t!

Joe, you crack me up so much! Iffin I wasn't already promised to Andy, I'd sure get to know you better! grin

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