Polly,

Girl, you are cracking me up! Between the teens, smoking bans, bars, DUI traps, bands, idiot drummers, and psychotic cats..

Of course, if you have a dog or cat, they never seem to puke anywhere but on carpet or furniture. You could have hardwoods, tile or whatever throughout your home, but where is that animal going when there's something to cough up? That's right..to the only piece of carpet (or new leather sofa) you own. Basically anywhere in your home where you've spent money on something nice.

But my rant is, if we have to put up with reality TV, and we have to have shows about washed up rockers, why can't we have a female rocker? Who wants to watch Ozzy or Gene Simmons? I want a Joan Jett or Stevie Nicks reality show. I mean, come on..network gurus are you stupid or what? Maybe they will do a show about the lives of the Runaways, since I hear there's going to be a movie coming out about them. Wish.wish..I'd probably watch it too.