FOX just reported that Elon and DOGE cut funding for "Viral Trump Derangement Syndrome" research, and treatment modalities covered by Obamacare.

Hillary Clinton told CNN, "Now I'm supposed to buy my own damned vodka? That's Bull$hit! It's undermining democracy! It's blatantly unconstitutional!"

Consequently, the popularity of "Moonshine and Homebrew" has increased by 300% in Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, New York, and Northern California...

Alcohol sales in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, and Louisiana haven't changed.