Lets piss Tony off , haven't talked to him awhile
Orange Jesus
https://suno.com/song/15937608-0c21-4ce9-a30a-040feb8a4f05 Verse 1
Saw a pickup preachin’ louder than the AM dial
Bumper stickers stacked like a trial by fire
Talk radio prophets, flags in the bed
Sayin’ God wears red, white, blue… and spray-tan instead
Mama says hush, don’t start nothin’ tonight
But the jukebox is loud and the beer’s feelin’ brave
Every sermon needs a savior
Every bar needs a fight
Pre-Chorus
They don’t need proof, don’t need facts
Just a microphone and a devil to smack
Chorus
They found Orange Jesus in a golf-course suit
Turned a businessman into absolute truth
Walks on tweets, turns rage into wine
Says “Trust me, brother, I been right every time”
Yeah, the blind lead the loud, the loud lead the lost
They’ll nail you to a cross just to prove a point
Say grace with a fist and a middle-finger thesis
All hail, amen — Orange Jesus
Verse 2
Got a bible on the dash, never cracked the spine
Got a cross on the mirror, judgment in their eyes
They pray for mercy but vote for war
Say love thy neighbor, then lock the door
Sermons dressed up as cable news
Faith measured out in winning and losing
If you doubt the word, you’re the enemy
If you question the king, you’re blasphemy
Pre-Chorus
It ain’t about God, it ain’t about right
It’s about feelin’ chosen in a barroom fight
Chorus
They found Orange Jesus in a gold-leaf lie
Said the rich get richer ’cause the poor don’t try
Breaks commandments, sells it as strength
Says humility’s weak, but vengeance ain’t
Yeah, the loud clap louder, the truth gets bruised
They’ll burn the book just to win the feud
Wrap hate in a flag, call it freedom of speech, yeah
All hail, amen — Orange Jesus
Bridge
I ain’t holy, I ain’t clean
I don’t need a king to tell me what I mean
If God’s real, He’s shakin’ His head
Watchin’ men use His name to place their bets
Half-Chorus (drop it down)
Yeah, I’ll take my chances with the flawed and the free
Over saints with a sponsor and a messiah on TV
Final Chorus
They found Orange Jesus, bigger than God
Forgives every sin soon as you nod
Truth’s just a rumor, power’s the prize
And faith’s just a tool when it’s televised
Yeah, love gets lost when fear’s the thesis
But don’t blame heaven — blame the preachers
I’ll keep my soul, you keep your pieces
You can have your king — Orange Jesus
Outro (spoken / sung)
Buy one get one free salvation tonight.
No refunds. No returns.
God bless… probably.
