Don’t vote. Don’t show up. Hell, half the country thinks the IRS acts like a collection agency run by low-life hustlers anyway. People scream about revolts online, but the truth is there ain’t no new 13 colonies waiting out there anymore. Back in the Mayflower days, people could sail off and start over somewhere else. Now? Most folks are stuck right where they stand, getting squeezed by politicians, taxes, and whatever new circus rolls into Washington.
Maybe one day humans find another planet. First thing that’ll happen? Earth starts charging taxes. Second thing? Somebody dumps tea into a space harbor and calls it the Galactic Revolution. George Washington with laser guns and powdered wigs floating in zero gravity.
But until then, better pay your taxes or you’ll end up in prison hearing rich people play tennis while the guards walk golden retrievers past the yard like it’s some country club rehab retreat. That’s modern freedom for you. Buy Vaseline and keep moving.

Last edited by bennash; 05/23/26 07:37 AM.
We’re all built from the same dust and dreams,
Different roads, but the same means.