Why did the alcoholic become a christian?

Cause he wanted to learn how to turn water into wine.


At a special service for kids the preacher was trying to get the kids involved by asking them questions. Many hands went up. He then asked one of the kids to answer. All was going well till he asked "Now can anyone tell me the reason why are we all here in church today?" Little johnny put his hand up and was pointed out to answer the question. "Cause my Mom made me come."